The math only checks out once you convert the units, which is exactly the joke. It makes a lighthearted seventieth birthday ornament for the grandparent who still laughs at everything, and adding the year turns it into a keepsake of the milestone.
- 2 3/4 inch round glossy ceramic, printed on both sides
- Gold string attached, ready to hang
- Add a name or year for $5, with a free proof by email before we print it
- Printed to order. Won't fade. Won't peel.
- Designed in Orlando
